Or that is what I’m calling it at least. I’m sure it has a very technical name somewhere, like the 25 things meme.

Headless Mom did this and then Mom to the Screaming Masses stole it did it too and I’m totally stealing it borrowing it doing it too. Because I am awesome like that.

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Hitler. No joke. Trust me, people feel the need to tell me all the time that my birthday and Hitler’s birthday were the same day. Great!! Love knowing that the man responsible for killing a ton of my family was born on the same day as me. YAY me!! I also knew a horrible chick in high school who tried and for a while succeeded, in being a huge bully to me, who had the same birthday as me. Double YAY!! (Insert sarcastic eye roll here.)

In other better news, my best friends birthday is the day before mine. That? Completely rocks.

2. Where was your first kiss? Um underneath a trampoline during a game of truth or dare. I was ten. His name was Nathan.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? I once helped egg and TP a guy at schools house. Does that count? Unfortunately the older couple next door saw us, recognized us all and we spent the following day cleaning it all up. In the 95 degree heat. FYI, don’t egg houses in JULY in Los Angeles. Nor, people you know.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? I have two brothers. They are about it. And not probably since they turned nine and were bigger than me. I decked a chick in 7th grade though. She soooooo deserved it.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? NO…oh shoot…um yes? Twice. Once as a 7 year old, in a school Christmas play. I did okay, surprisingly. Meaning, I didn’t cry or faint and maybe the front row could hear me. I have a decent voice and my mom wanted me to gain confidence. Silly mommy’s. The second? I tried to win concert tickets on the radio. You had to be able to sing a random song of the artist’s. Called in, got on, would have been able to do it, except they made me wait on hold for 25 minutes and I totally siked myself out.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? Eyes. I always notice people’s eyes.

7. What really turns you off? Arrogance. People whose ego’s are so big, they think they are god’s greatest gift. People who do something nice for someone and then make a point of reminding the person and everyone else, forever.

8. What do you order at Starbucks? Venti, non-fat Mocha with whipped cream.

9. What is your biggest mistake? I don’t know that I can answer this one right now. Not trying to be a lame ass or whatever, just have some stuff going on that makes me question everything. So maybe? Maybe I’ve made a lot of mistakes.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Nope.

11. Say something totally random about yourself. I have swimmer’s ear from showering this morning. My left ear and I have issues. It acts four years old.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Nope.

13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I have three small kids. What do you think? I’ve always loved Disney movies though.

14. Did you have braces? No. I’ve had a ton of cavaties though. I have straight teeth, but soft enamel.

15. Are you comfortable with your height? I am now. I went through a lot of years of not being happy with it. I wanted to be taller. I *may* have said that I was taller on every drivers license since I was 16.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Meh, I pass on this one.

17. When do you know it’s love? When you can be yourself. When you don’t think before you say something. When you can wake up in a bad mood and it’s still okay.

18. Do you speak any other languages? No. I failed Spanish and French. Actually I was kicked out of French for being too dumb. No joke. I only managed to get through the requirement in HS for it, buy learning Sign Language. But that? Is technically still English.

19. Have you ever been to tanning salon? No. I am comfortable with being a honkey.

20. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes.

21. What’s something that really annoys you? People who drive under the speed limit in the fast lane. When you try to go around them, they suddenly speed up, only to again slow down, when they’ve trapped you.

22. What’s something you really like? Sleep. My ear to not vibrate with water when I chew. A fast forward button for the next two and a half weeks. My life to make sense again. Any and all of the above.

23. Can you dance? Can I? Yes. Do I like too? Not really.

24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Yes. A few times.

25. Tag 5 people! Seeing how I normally don’t tag people, I will today. Just because. Liz, Jenna, Stacey, Becky and Bridget.