When someone tells me, I got so jittery from a cup of tea this morning, I don’t know how in the world you can drink that much coffee, I have the urge to smack them. I dare anyone to sleep as little as I sleep and survive with no coffee. Back up off my coffee habit.
When the same dam person then tells me that I should drink Kirkland coffee from Costco, as it is the same thing as Starbucks and I could save so much money if I bought that instead, I want to run them over with my car. WTF! Why in the world should anyone care what I spend my own goddam money on?
Two and a half hours of sleep, makes Issa a very mean violent mess. That will be all.
ps. I meant to say this yesterday, but didn’t find the time. (Stupid mistakes a bookkeeper did for my husbands company, that I’ve spent the better part of a week fixing.) My Aunt Bernice came out of surgery. It wasn’t as bad as the doctor thought. The cancer was fully encapsulated in both breasts, so they removed the cancer and they left her breasts. No chemo, no radiation needed. Am so relieved and so, so very happy for her. Thank you all for your good thoughs for her.
F*ck ‘em.
SO glad to hear about Aunt Bernice! Wonderful news! <3
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Whew, Aunt Bernice, heal fast!
I am one of those weirdos who doesn’t drink coffee. I know, how do I do it? Drink whatever coffee you want, why does it matter to other people, snoopy bastards.
Issa Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:29 am
@gaylin, Oh I know a lot of non-coffee drinkers. Doesn’t matter to me, so as long as it doesn’t to you, we are cool.
I don’t like coffee…but I still need caffeine to get me through my mornings. So I drink diet soda. I always get “Soda? For breakfasat?” comments.
It’s the SAME thing as coffee…except that it’s cold not hot. And even coffee can be served cold now too.
It’s not a big deal.
I completely see where you’re coming from.
Issa Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:24 am
@Tony, For years I had a Coke for breakfast and I got the same dang comments. Like it matters what time of day you drink it. People are INSANE.
YAY AUNT BERNICE!
Kirkland coffee is crap.
So is that person who said ugly things to you. Let’s tar and feather them, shall we!?
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Joy Reply:
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:20 pm
@Heather, Hee, I was going to say that Kirkland will do in a pinch, if need be!
Issa Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:13 am
@Heather, Tar and feathering sounds awesome. I have a few people in mind.
Yea for Bernice! One GREAT thing can make up for a bunch of little crap, right?
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YAY for Aunt Bernice!! May her recovery be very speedy.
I knew your aunt would kick cancer’s ass! Yay!!!!
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Issa Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:18 am
@avasmommy, She is an ass kicker, that is for sure.
I am so with you on the coffee (although now I can’t get my fix ;( )
Yay for your aunt!!!! I am so happy it all turned out for the better. Keeping you all in my thoughts!!
Issa Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:09 am
@Laura, Hey woman. How’s that little bug doing?
I’ll drink coffee for you. See how helpful I am?
The soon to be is doing good, have pics on my blog.
Pretty please drink a cup a day for me, I won’t take offense lol.. Miss you and his to you!!!!
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Issa Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:23 am
@Laura, You updated? Will go look now. Am behind on my reader. Very, very behind.
That’s awesome about your Aunt!!
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So glad about your aunt.
And the bookkeeping error? Tell the husband it’s called alimony. ::Grumbling under breath::
I just wanted to say I love reading your posts. I know how you feel about people commenting that their morning cup of tea made them jittery. You had me laughing so much I nearly fell off my chair. Thanks for making me smile today!