You don’t know me, but I am a big fan of your work. I’ve had your products for at least the last 15 years. I am a Mac girl. There are more Apple products in my home than I could even accurately tell you. Because I’m too lazy to think about it. Or get up and count.

You seem to be the leader in technology. The one to beat. You started with huge computers and made them smaller and smaller and then so tiny that they fit in ones pockets. Of, you know, one who is lucky enough to own an iPhone, which I currently do not. No fear though, I will shortly. In about eleven and a half weeks. but whose counting? Anyway. Let’s just say, I am a fan.

The touch screen computer and phone? Brilliant. Seriously. The nine million apps? Just awesome. I already have a running list of ones I’m going to buy and I don’t even own the dang phone yet. Can we say addicted?

Where was I? Oh yes.

Here’s what I need from you. I need you to start working on the next big thing in technology. I have faith in you, in your capabilities as technology leaders, to be able to figure this out. What I’m asking for is a teleporter. It can’t be that big of a request, really. Think of the money it would make you, if you came up with it first. It’s the next big thing. I’m sure of it.you could put limits on it, on how and when people could use it. You could charge per trip. Heck, as long as you’re cheaper than a plane ticket, I’m game. For a free one, I’d even be willing to get a tattoo of Steve. For reals. Whatever you want, within reason of course. Everybody has a price and mine is low for a free teleporter.

Steve Jobs and Apple create the first teleporter. Think of the headlines. Heck, I’ve tried three times to go play with the iPad in your store and couldn’t even get close enough to see one. Imagine the lines at the store to try out the teleporter.

I really, really need a teleporter. See, all of my friends live in different states. That doesn’t lend itself to convenient friend nights, or being able to show up with soup or tea or hugs when someone is in need. This is something I really need. The ability to just show up.

You can do it. I know you can. I’m counting on you to do this before someone in China or Japan. Please? At least give it a shot. For a true fan?

Thanks so much. – Issa