We went camping this weekend. That is what the kids and I are calling it. The girls and I decided that we could and will make up our own definition of camping. Their dad has one version of camping. It includes tents and no showers and eating food that somehow always has dirt in it. The kids like it, but hey, they are all under nine years old, so their judgment on that is a bit skewed. That is not what I call a good camping experience, personally.
Normally when asked I have said that my idea of camping is a hotel without room service. Part of me still believes this. Wikipedia says camping is where one leaves their urban home and goes and spends a few days in nature. I was in nature people. I swear I was. There was no Target for a hundred miles, nor a Starbucks. I did not have internet for three days. Nature.
However, I really like my new version of camping:
It includes a borrowed vacation home, in the boondocks. ‘Boondocks’ is a smallish town in the mountains, a ski town, where about 2,000 people live year round. Just, you know in case you were confused about the term boondocks. Like I said, I’m redefining things today people. Where was I? Oh yes. Home in the boondocks. Borrowed from a miscellaneous relative who loans it to everyone. I know this for a fact, because we had to share it with a, I believe third cousin of my moms, son and his wife and daughter? Something like that. However, the house was big enough for all of us. If they’d not had a daughter in between my girls ages, they could have easily avoided us all weekend.
Camping now includes a 360 view of the mountains. A deck to look at the stars at night. (Holy cow people, I’ve never seen that many stars.) A hot tub on said deck, is also amazing.
Camping includes a great little coffee shop that makes their own beans and has pastries that are better than anything one can find in Denver.
Camping includes restaurants in town, none of which are chains. All of which are family owned and had great food.
Camping includes a gas grill. It includes a porch fire pit. One that you can load real wood into and have the experience of a camp fire, while still getting to go inside to sleep in a real bed.
Camping includes too many s’mores, sugar crazed kids, a random keg party three blocks over that decides to light off a few fireworks and a Sonic on the road home. Because the drive home is just better when it includes a cherry limeade.
So, what is your definition of camping?



I think I like this definition. Also, I’d like to know when are you going again so I can book a flight down to join you.
I love your idea of camping, sounds great to me.
I am one of those saps thats like the whole tent and port-a-potty, but I have to be somewhere with a shower, even if I have to pay for it lol. About how far out from Denver is it that you camped at?
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I keep telling my husband that the only stars I’ll be campin under are the five above the vacancy sign out the front of the motel…. He seems to think I’m joking! I’m win you, anything that involves sleeping on the ground, the constant fear of creepy crawlies or the threat of the non existance of a functioning espresso machine is just not worth the raine of terror I would inflict on the world (no unresolved issues here lol)
Oh I love your idea of camping, that sounds lovely. As we speak our tent is pitched in our back garden. Kids sleep in it twice and its up this 2 weeks.
This is my idea of camping, too.
It sounds like you had a wonderful time!
Your definition is lovely, though I also love the whole “sleeping in a tent” thing. We’ve done it for 3 nights with the kids and actually had fun. Though washing dishes outside stinks, as does the 2am bathroom run.
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There is only one acceptable definition of camping for me: the kind where my children leave to attend a camp for six hours a day and I nap.
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I don’t do the camping that requires you to sleep in a tent on the ground.