My new bebe: Stella. Born yesterday, May 24, 2010. 10 inches, 1.5 pounds. She’s amazing. I luff her.

Isn’t she beautiful?

I have downloaded some apps. Although, I’m still looking for suggestions of any you love. I had to force myself to stop playing around on it last night, after three solid hours. I also put it away this morning, so that I’ll work and clean some and not spend all day trying to beat someones score in Bejeweled or playing Words With Friends. My name is Issascrazyworld if you’d like to start a game. Just note, I won’t be on it until tonight.

I buy things for my kids all the time. But it’s really been a long time since I bought a toy for myself. This? Is my toy. I am in love with it. I told my kids I’d share it some, but not for a week. Even then, it’s still my toy. Although, I will share with my tiny son now. He’s too cute and little to not get to play a few games. Gotta start them young, you know?

I really have the funniest kid ever. Proof:

Bailey: Mama, you know, you shouldn’t put Stella and Edison (my Kindle) so close to each other.

Me: Why?

Bailey: They may have some tiny babies.

Me: SISTER!!!! Seriously. *covers Stella and Edison’s ears* They are tiny newborny’s. They won’t be having any babies.

Bailey: Stella and Edison sitting on the table. K.I.S.S.I.N…um G?

Me: *looks of horror*

Bailey: They could though. Little tiny iKans. Yeps, that’s what we’d call them. With a K mama. Cute baby iKans. We could sell them and get so rich. Then mama, I could have a new puppy right?

Me: Stop it. You’re a weirdo. There will be no puppies and no little baby iKans. The end.

Bailey: *evil laugh*

Me: *walks away to not bottle her and keep her at this age forever*

Half hour later in the car, as we pull up to the school.

Bailey: Mama?

Me: *pause* Yes?

Bailey: If we put Stella and Edison next to each other and got them a bit wet, maybe little iKans would just pop out of them. Like Pop, Pop, Pop. Three little babies.

Me: DUDE, no. WE ARE NOT GETTTING THEM WET. NOOOOOOO.

Bailey: If that happened, me and sissy and bubs could all have our own wee baby iKan.

Me: STOP IT. There will be no iKans. Go to school. You never get to even look at my iPad or Kindle. EVER again.

Bailey: Mama, you are so silly.

Me: Good-by, good luck. Nice knowing you. GO.

Bailey: Bye mama.

*throws her outta the car and drives away* Or something. Truly though, the kid is awesome. Who says that? Wee baby? Come on now. That’s comedic gold right there.

-Note to self: Gremlins was a bad choice of movie. Also? Have the no water near electronics talks again. For the millionth time.